Pretty much blew my mind — progress can be achieved anywhere! Even in the realm of perfection. Thanks Gabe.

This is what it looks like when karmic retribution takes the form of a giant cube.

Choose from five shady mugshots, and successfully match the criminal with the crime and you win!
Hint (it’s not always the black dude)

PLAY PICK THE PERP NOW!

Thanks to Graydon at omgblog

Oh shit bitch. This guy really riffs on a lot of deep lyrical content here. Don’t watch this video unless you have some time to THINK about what you just saw.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with this guy at the foot of your bed.

Lately I’ve been getting some pretty creepy vibes from youtube vids, mixed with a weird sense of déjà vu.

Hey what are you doing right now? Zipping around the internet, blasting your brain with awesome newsroom bloopers and hilarious videos of nerds crying? Me too! Ever seen G.G. Allin on vintage Springer? No? Well the whole thing is 42 minutes long, so in internet time that’s like 8 billion years. Don’t worry, I watched it for you. And now, without further ado, I present G.G Allin on Springer, the screenshot edition, completely out of order. Read the rest of this entry »

Ya ya ya! I know, I know…I’m gonna come right out and say that I am now obsessed with the idea of winning this Nissan Cube. I’ve been dreaming about cottages, thrift stores, not walking, not carrying records for 10 city blocks, never having to taxi my amps to get repaired, having sex in the back seat, drive-in movies, going on tour, getting fat and lazy, going on road trips, not being stuck downtown in the summer, not walking in the winter, spending money on gas - therefore being more broke, not carting laundry in an old lady cart, going to grocery stores that don’t charge you $10 for a brick of cheese…the possibilities are really endless and I have damn good odds of winning the thing (1-10)! Call it advertising, call it a promotion, call it whatever you want but just vote for me! If you don’t, some greasy dude in Oshawa is gonna win and have three more stupid kids.

Take 2 minutes out of your day and vote for me:
http://www.hypercube.ca/en/Canvas.aspx?id=4b4cfeef-9442-4441-ae39-125f99eb07d4&lang=en

TER014 - TY SEGALL / BLACK TIME - SPLIT LP - OUT EARLY/MID JUNE

* Seven new tracks from Ty Segall, and one is a Dwarves cover!
* Six songs from Black Time…all of them awesome.

myspace.com/tysegall
myspace.com/blacktimemutant77
myspace.com/telephoneexplosionrecords

$16 USD will get you an LP with shipping in Europe and North America.

paypal = TelephoneExplosion@gmail.com

And by the way, we currently have less than ten copies of Demon’s Claws’ Lost in the Desert on hand…so act fast if you want one.

Tiny Tim over the last few days has really fucked up my brain. THE VIPPPPPERRRRRR!!!